Runaway Future

just some small things to throw out there:

I joined a gym today.
Obviously, I’m pretty buff already and I just need something to upgrade my powers from Magnificent to Super. That’s right. Super Powers.
I’m supposed to have goals figured out when I meet with a personal trainer.
So start the list at leap small buildings (start small, tall comes with practice…geez), add in as fast as a speeding bullet (not faster…yet) and also pretty close to being near as powerful as a speeding locomotive.
Honestly though, I’m looking forward to it. If I can dedicate myself to this (me have committment problems? never!), it’ll be good.
I bought a handful of personal trainer sessions to set up a program for me and teach me how to use the scary machines. This’ll be interesting. I hope I learn how to bench press a Volvo.

I discovered a taste sensation tonight.
Listen carefully, because this will revolutionize the way you eat.
Ok, Little Debbie’s Frosted Fudge Cakes. Rich chocolate cake with fudge filling and coated with fudge. Already a fairly decent snack.
Here’s how to make it a sensation.
Put it in the freezer.
I made some Frozen Frosted Fudge Cakes and I’ll tell you what, they’re shmazily.
Try it out, you can shower me with money and praise later.

Also I got the template done for Melissa’s blog. It’s one of those things that I’m glad is off my plate. You can see the final doo da here. The original design comes from a CSS Zen Garden template that I adapted for Blogger. It’s a little slow loading because I’m hosting all the images on my server, but we’ll see how it goes. Might change that later on.

Anyway, it’s good to get things done. I have some good ideas for a new Duckszone column. I have another HF article due at the end of the month and some profile updates to do.
I feel guilty some times when I can’t get stuff done and let things slide. So yeah, at least I’m dedicated…right?