Runaway Future

21.3.2006

and only from Canadian Tire…

Filed under: The Daily Grind — forbes @ 7:43

Look what happens when you get rid of the Canadian Tire Guy! He’s taking down the whole company with him, in his smug, self satisfied way…

Just wait, before you know it, Canadian Tire CEO, Wayne Sales will die in a tragic car accident after his antilock brakes (only from Motomaster) fail. And the car will be wiped clean of fingerprints with the pressure washer (only from Mastercraft).

Such is the penance of pissing off the Canadian Tire Guy…

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