Runaway Future

I hope this means I’ll get to have a different picture to use for the next five years

I’m sure whoever is writing the script finds this all awfully amusing.

I’d complain but I’m more interested in seeing what happens next.

I’m settled into the new apartment, only my vacuum cleaner and broom remain at the old place. In a word, this new apartment is sweet.

Moving in took about three hours (thanks Chris!) and now I’m finally at the point where most of the stuff is put away or organized. The rest of my stuff from home will eventually be carted up here and then this will be my home.

Yesterday, I watched a cruise ship leave the harbour. Today, a big tanker sits out there waiting for the tide to drop enough so it can fit under the bridges.
I don’t know what to do with recyclables or compostables. The front door switch still isn’t programmed up to my cell phone. I need to change my address at a bunch of institutions, but other then that, I’m really liking this so far.

In other news: Article about the guy behind Girls Gone Wild.

There once was a mouse sitting beside the train tracks. He saw that a train had gone by and a peanut had fallen out between the rails.The mouse looked and saw another train coming full-speed towards him. The train came by and the mouse only had limited time to jump between the wheels or he would be killed. The mouse timed his jump and made it through. He ate the peanut and timed it again and jumped back through. While he jumped, the tip of his tail got cut off by the wheel. He saw his tail and began to panic as he turned and jumped back for the tail without thinking. His head got chopped clean off.

Moral of the story: Don’t lose your head over a piece of tail.