Awkward Elevator Conversations, Part 1
***Scene***
Doors open. Revealing me, standing business-casual dressed, variation of the same black wool jacket everyone in the world owns. In my hands are a giant shopping bag and an Easter Bunny head, hung from its ears on a hanger.
Woman enters with laundry basket. Looks at my bags, looks at me, looks back at my bags. Stares at me.
An uncomfortable silence fills the elevator. I look at my shoes, scuff my feet a bit.
It’s for work…
Uh-Huh
We had an Easter Egg Hunt in Dartmouth
Uh-Huh
Doors open. I thankfully get out as fast as I can. As the doors close, I hear laughter.
***Fin***
Other news: busy busy busy. Have a lot to write about. Really making huge progress with hockey stuff, have stuff for at least four articles, maybe more. Write more on weekend.
That is sooo funny. I understand, In fact, I may refer to it in the sequel to my book “How to Talk to Anyone” if that’s OK>
Comment by Leil Lowndes — 7.8.2007 @ 5:01
Sure, go ahead.
Comment by forbes — 7.8.2007 @ 7:23