Runaway Future

A myriad of reasons…

• I have three cavities. Which means more dental visits.
• I have the three cavities because I don’t floss
• I don’t floss, which means everytime I go to the dentist, I get the floss lecture and the associated guilt trip
• I had a new Hygienist take care of me
• The Hygienist I had the time before this was pretty hot and went to NSIT a year after I did
• The Hygienist I had before that one was an older guy who spent time in the military and was pretty cool. He retired.
• This new Hygienist was neither hot, nor did she have a cool military background
• This new Hygienist rested the ball of her hand on my glasses when she worked on my mouth
• This new Hygienist bent my glasses all up
• I couldn’t complain, because her fingers were in my mouth
• I’m a dental hypocrite, allow me to explain: Teeth/Smile are my deal breaker. If you don’t know what a deal breaker is, then know this, almost every guy I know has one. It’s that one, usually superficial attribute that essentially could kill any interest in a member of the opposite sex. Most guys I know will put up with the batshit craziest girls on the planet, as long as it doesn’t violate their one deal breaker. (on a side note, if someone has more then one deal breaker, that’s just picky). Anyway, my deal breaker is teeth, but my mouth is no prize. Thus, I’m a dental hypocrite.

Other then that, extremely busy. Too busy in fact. The only thing that keeps me going is a checklist on my office wall.