on the run
so just came back from a run
I had a hat on and I don’t know if you know, but over the past three months, I grew a beard, in fact, in Anchorman, where they say “Great Odin’s beard!” it’s a script error, they actually mean “Great Kevin’s beard” because time-travelers went back to the days of Anchorman to tell them tales of how awesome this beard is.
Anyway, I’m on the final stretch, maybe a kilometer from my house and going at a good clip to finish off and there’s this girl walking towards me. She’s pretty cute and she slows down and gives me a look and this big smile and as I approach, I don’t recognize her and so I’m thinking “what the…” By this point, she’s giving me this look that says “How the hell do you not recognize me?” and she gives me the “how the hell do you now recognize me” wave, you know the one, where she’s holding her hand out and just staring at me.
Then in an instant, her face suddenly changes as she realises that I’m not whoever she thinks I am. At that same moment, I’m thinking “cute girl! score!” slow down and say “Hello” and she says “…hi” and keeps walking.
I’ve got a way with the ladies!