Ode to the man down the hall
Oh, polite old man who lives down the hall from me
What in the world has made you so angry?
Heading out for a run, I walked by your door
And heard you yelling that someone was a ‘fucking whore’
I’ve never known you to curse or raise your tone
And I’m not sure if you were talking to someone or on the phone
I would hate to be the one who receives your verbal brunt
Especially when you yelled out ‘suck a cock, cunt!’
I only caught a bit of your rant before I was down the stair
But the little bit I caught was too much for me to hear
You’ve always impressed me, taking your hat off in the lift
But now my opinion of you has taken a sudden shift
When you see me in the hall, you greet me and call me sir
But now I know, under the surface, what foul thoughts stir